Heathers the Musical Lyrics & Song List

Lyrics for BEAUTIFUL – Heathers The Musical 

[VERONICA]
September 1st, 1989
Dear Diary…
I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—here we are! First day of senior year!
And uh… I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself—what happened?

[KIDS]
Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!

[VERONICA]
We were so tiny, happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased

[KIDS]
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!

[VERONICA]
Singing and clapping, laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating paste

[KIDS]
Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

[VERONICA]
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns invading Rome

Oh, Sorry!

Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school
This is the Thunderdome

Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon

[KIDS]
White trash!

[VERONICA]
College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June!

But I know, I know, life can be beautiful
I pray, I pray for a better way
If we changed back then, we could change again
We can be beautiful…

[VERONICA]
Just not today

Hey, are you okay?

[HIPSTER DORK]
Get away, nerd

[VERONICA]
Oh, okay

[KIDS]
Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!

[VERONICA]
Things will get better soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown
Wake from this coma, take my diploma
Then I can blow this town

Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafés

[RAM]
Watch it!

[VERONICA]
Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!

[RAM]
Oops

[VERONICA]
Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick

[RAM]
What did you say to me, skank?

[VERONICA]
Aah, nothing!

[VERONICA] But I know, I know… [KIDS] I know, I know…
[VERONICA] Life can be beautiful [KIDS] Beautiful
[VERONICA] I pray, I pray [KIDS] I pray, I pray
[VERONICA] For a better way [KIDS] For a better way
[VERONICA] We were kind before; [KIDS] Ooh…
[VERONICA] We can be kind once more [KIDS] Ooh…
[VERONICA] We can be beautiful… [KIDS] Ooh… Beautiful…

[VERONICA]
Ugh!… Hey Martha

[MARTHA]
Hey

[VERONICA]
Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers

[MARTHA]
We on for movie night?

[VERONICA]
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail

[MARTHA]
I rented “The Princess Bride.”

[VERONICA]
Ho-ho-ho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now?

[MARTHA]
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending

[KURT]
Martha Dumptruck! Wide load! Honnnnnk!

[KURT]
Hahaaa!

[VERONICA]
Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team. Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf

[KURT]
Ha ha! Alright!

[VERONICA]
Hey! Pick that up! Right now!

[KURT]
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

[VERONICA]
Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend. You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant

[KURT]
…You have a zit right there…

[VERONICA]
Dear diary

Why…

[HIPSTER DORK]
Why do they hate me?

[REPUBLICAN GIRL]
Why don't I fight back?

[KURT]
Why do I act like such a creep?

[VERONICA]
Why…

[MARTHA]
Why won't he date me?

[RAM]
Why did I hit him?

[STONER CHICK, MS. FLEMING & BLOW-DRIED PREPPY]
Why do I cry myself to sleep?

[VERONICA]
Why…

[KIDS]
Somebody hug me!
Somebody fix me!
Somebody save me!

[KIDS & VERONICA]
Send me a sign, God!
Give me some hope, here!
Something to live for!

[KIDS]
Ah! Heather, Heather, and Heather!

[VERONICA]
And then there's the Heathers. They float above it all

[KIDS]
I love Heather, Heather, and Heather

[KIDS]
I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather

[VERONICA]
Heather McNamara, head cheerleader. Her dad is loaded—he sells engagement rings

[KIDS]
I want Heather, Heather, and Heather
[VERONICA]
Heather Duke, runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants

[KIDS]
I need Heather, Heather, and Heather

[VERONICA]
And Heather Chandler, the Almighty
She is a mythic bitch

[VERONICA]
They're solid Teflon—never bothered, never harassed
I would give anything to be like that

[KIDS]
Mm…

[HIPSTER DORK]
I'd like to be their boyfriend

[KIDS]
That would be beautiful…
Mm…

[STONER CHICK]
If I sat at their table, guys would notice me

[KIDS]
So beautiful…
Ooh…

[MARTHA]
I'd like them to be nicer

[KIDS]
That would be beautiful…
Ooh…

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87.

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather

[HEATHER DUKE]
Yeah, Heather. Maybe I should

[MS. FLEMING]
Ah, Heather and Heather

…and Heather. Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her

[MS. FLEMING]
Not without a hall pass, you're not. Week's detention

[VERONICA]
Um, actually, Ms. Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee

[MS. FLEMING]
…I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?

[VERONICA]
Uh… Veronica Sawyer. I crave a boon

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
What boon?

[VERONICA]
Um. Let me sit at your table, at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think that you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone…

Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes

[HEATHER DUKE]
How about prescriptions?

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Shut up, Heather

[HEATHER DUKE]
Sorry, Heather

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important

[HEATHER DUKE]
Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
And ya know, ya know, ya know?
This could be beautiful
Mascara, maybe some lip gloss
And we're on our way
Get this girl some blush;
And Heather, I need your brush
Let's make her beautiful

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Let's make her beautiful…

[HEATHER DUKE]
Let's make her beautiful…

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Make her beautiful…

Okay?

[VERONICA]
Okay!

[KURT]
Out of my way, geek!

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
I don't want trouble..

[RAM]
You're gonna die at 3 pm!

[REPUBLICANETTE & NEW WAVE GIRL]
Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
What did I ever do to them?

[KIDS]
Who could survive this?
I can't escape this!
I think I'm dying!

[MS. FLEMING]
Who's that with Heather?

[KIDS]
Whoa

Heather, Heather, Heather…

[NEW WAVE GIRL]
And someone!

[KIDS]
Heather, Heather, Heather…

[GOWAN & COACH]
And a babe!

[KIDS]
Heather, Heather, Heather…

[MARTHA]
Veronica?!

[KIDS]
Veronica? Veronica? Veronica?!

[VERONICA]
And you know, you know, you know
Life can be beautiful ([KIDS] Ah! Beautiful!)
You hope, you dream, you pray
And you get your way!
Ask me how it feels ([KIDS] Beautiful!)
Lookin' like hell on wheels…
My God, it's beautiful! ([KIDS] Ah! Beautiful!)
I might be beautiful… ([KIDS] Beautiful!)
And when you're beautiful…
[VERONICA]
It's a beautiful frickin' day!

[KIDS]
Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!
Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!
Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!
Veronica!

Lyrics for CANDY STORE – Heathers The Musical 

[H. CHANDLER]
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biotch!

[HEATHERS]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Skippin' gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Killer clothes

[HEATHERS]
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER]
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Woah!

[H. CHANDLER]
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback

[HEATHERS]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA]
Guys fall

[H. DUKE]
At your feet
Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA]
Help you cheat

[HEATHERS]
All you

[H. DUKE]
Have to do

[H. CHANDLER]
Say goodbye to Shamu

[HEATHERS]
That freak's

[H. MCNAMARA]
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS]
If she

[H. DUKE]
Had your shot

[HEATHERS]
She would leave you to rot

[H. MCNAMARA]
‘Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

[HEATHERS]
Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA]
Or forget that creep

[H. DUKE]
And get in my jeep

[H. CHANDLER]
Let's go tear up someone's lawn

[HEATHERS]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER]
You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Or you can bitch and moan

[H. CHANDLER]
You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER]
You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS]
Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER]
Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS]
And end up like her!

[MARTHA]
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about me

[VERONICA]
Color me stoked!

[MARTHA]
I'm so happy!

[HEATHERS]
Woah!

[H. DUKE]
Honey, whatchu waiting fo…

[H. CHANDLER]
Shut up Heather!

[H. CHANDLER]
Step into my candy store!

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Time for you to prove

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
You're not a lame ass anymore!

[HEATHERS]
Then step into my candy store!

[HEATHERS]
It's my candy store
It's my candy!
It's my candy store
It's my candy!
It's my candy store
It's my candy stoooreee!

Lyrics for FIGHT FOR ME – Heathers The Musical 

[STUDENTS]
Holy shit…

[VERONICA]
Why when you see boys fight
Does it look so horrible
Yet… feel so right?
I shouldn't watch this crap
That's not who I am
But with this kid…
Damn

Hey, mister no-name kid
So who might you be?
And could you fight for me
And hey, could you face the crowd
Could you be seen with me and still act proud
Hey, could you hold my hand
And could you carry me through no man's land
It's fine if you don't agree
But I would fight for you
If you would fight for me

Let them drive us underground
I don't care how far
You can set my broken bones and I know CPR

Well, whoa, you can punch real good
You've lasted longer than I thought you would
So hey, mister no-name kid
If some night you're free
Wanna fight for me?
If you're still alive
I would fight for you
If you would fight for me

[STUDENTS]
Holy shit…

Lyrics for FREEZE YOUR BRAIN – Heathers The Musical

[J.D.]
I've been through ten high schools
They start to get blurry
No point planting roots
Cause you're gone in a hurry
My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den
So it's only a matter of when
I don't learn the names
Don't bother with faces
All I can trust is this concrete oasis
Seems every time I'm about to despair
There's a 7-Eleven right there
Each store is the same
From Las Vegas to Boston
Linoleum aisles that I love
To get lost in
I pray at my altar of slush
Yeah I live for that sweet frozen rush

Freeze your brain
Suck on that straw
Get lost in the pain
Happiness comes
When everything numbs
Who needs cocaine?
Freeze your brain
Freeze your brain

Care for a hit?

[VERONICA]
Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

[J.D.]
Not anymore
When mom was alive
We lived halfway normal
But now it's just me and my dad
We're less formal
I learned to cook pasta
I learned to pay rent
Learned the world doesn't
Owe you a cent
You're planning your future
Veronica Sawyer
You'll go to some college
And marry a lawyer
But the sky's gonna hurt
When it falls
So you'd better start
Building some walls

Freeze your brain
Swim in the ice
Get lost in the pain
Shut your eyes tight, till you vanish
From sight
Let nothing remain

Freeze your brain
Shatter your skull
Fight pain with more pain
Forget who you are
Unburden your load
Forget in six weeks you'll be back on
The road
When the voice in your head
Says you're better off dead
Don't open a vein
Just freeze your brain
Freeze your brain
Go on and freeze your brain

Try it

Lyrics for BIG FUN – Heathers The Musical 

[RAM]
Dad says “Act our age”
You heard the man, it's time to rage!

[ALL]
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[RAM]
Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool!

[ALL]
Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[KURT]
His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head

[RAM]
Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS]
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun!
Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun!
Big fun!

[VERONICA]
Ok, ok, ok
So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
No, it's salt, and then…

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
You're doing it wrong!

[VERONICA]
Wait! Really? Cause I feel great

[PREPPY STUD]
Veronica, you are looking good tonight!

[VERONICA]
Whoa
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery!

[ALL BUT VERONICA]
Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[VERONICA]
Stoned. Zoned. I should quit…
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit

[ALL BUT VERONICA]
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[VERONICA]
Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you!
I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!
I feel like Bono at Live-Aid!

[ALL]
The house is ours
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
Let's use their showers
That sounds like
Big fun!
Big fun!
Crack open one more case!

[VERONICA]
I think that's what they call
“Third base”

[ALL]
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!

[VERONICA]
That actually looks like…

[ALL]
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!

[KURT]
Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

[RAM]
Gonna make 'em go
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!

[ALL]
Big fun!
BIG FUN!

[HEATHER DUKE]
Way to show maturity!

[ALL]
Big fun!
BIG FUN!

[HEATHER DUKE]
Quit it jackass, get off of me!

[ALL]
Big fun!
BIG FUN!

[VERONICA]
Yo! Ram! Emergency!
I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence!

[RAM]
I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!…

[VERONICA]
Hey, are you okay?

[HEATHER DUKE]
I didn't need your help

[VERONICA]
Aw, thanks Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now

[ALL]
The party's hot, hot, hot
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!

[KURT]
You need a jello shot!

[ALL]
We're having big fun!
Big fun!

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh

[HEATHER DUKE]
Here comes the Cootie Squad
You should-

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Shut up, Heather

[HEATHER DUKE]
Sorry, Heather

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Look who's with her – oh, my God!

[ALL THREE HEATHERS]
Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

[VERONICA]
I can't believe you actually came

[MARTHA]
It's exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip them out

[HEATHER DUKE]
Well, who's this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Hah!

[ALL THREE HEATHERS]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

[RAM]
Where the hell are those freshmen?

[MARTHA]
Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note…

[RAM]
What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time?
People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal

There's no alcohol in here!
Are you trying to poison me?

[KIDS]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun! Big fun!
So let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
‘Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised?
Whenever we're unsupervised
It's big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Whooo!

Lyrics for DEAD GIRL WALKING – Heathers The Musical 

[VERONICA]
The demon queen of high school has decreed it
She says Monday, 8AM, I will be deleted
They'll hunt me down in study hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
Thirty hours to live
How shall I spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don't own a motorbike
Wait—here's an option that I like
Spend these thirty hours gettin' freakay!
Yeah!

I need it hard
I'm a dead girl walkin'
I'm in your yard
I'm a dead girl walkin'
Before they punch my clock
I'm snappin' off your window lock
Got no time to knock
I'm a dead girl walking

[J.D.]
Veronica? What are you doing in my room?

[VERONICA]
Shh…

Sorry, but I really had to wake you
See, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you
‘Cause Heather says I gots to go
You're my last meal on death row
Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!

Come on! Tonight I'm yours
I'm your dead girl walkin'
Get on all fours
Kiss this dead girl walkin'
Let's go, you know the drill
I'm hot and pissed and on the pill
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!

And you know, you know, you know
It's 'cause you're beautiful
You say you're numb inside
But I can't agree
So the world's unfair
Keep it locked out there
In here it's beautiful
Let's make this beautiful!

[J.D.]
That works for me!

[VERONICA]
Yeah!
Full steam ahead!
Take this dead girl walkin'

[J.D.]
How'd you find my address?

[VERONICA]
Let's break the bed
Rock this dead girl walkin'!

[J.D.]
I think you tore my mattress!

[VERONICA]
No sleep tonight for you
Better chug that Mountain Dew

[J.D.]
OK, OK

[VERONICA]
Get your ass in gear
Make this whole town disappear!

[J.D.]
OK, OK!

[VERONICA]
Slap me! Pull my hair!
Touch me

[VERONICA & J.D.]
There and there and there!

[VERONICA]
And no more talkin'

[J.D.]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

[VERONICA]
Love this dead girl walkin'

[J.D.]
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Yeah, yeah!

[VERONICA & J.D.]
Love this dead girl walkin'

[J.D.]
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!

[VERONICA & J.D.]
Love this dead girl
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[J.D.]
Ow!

[VERONICA & J.D.]
Yeah!

Lyrics for THE ME INSIDE OF ME – Heathers The Musical 

[J.D.]
Think. Long and hard. Conjure her up in your mind. What would she say?
What is her final statement to a cold, uncaring planet?

[VERONICA]
“Dear world…
Believe it or not, I knew about fear;
I knew the way loneliness stung
I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes;
I learned to kiss boys with my tongue.”

[J.D.]
That's good.

[VERONICA]
“But oh, the world, it held me down;
It weighed like a concrete prom queen crown.”

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings
No one gets her insecurity
I am more than shoulder pads and makeup
No one sees the me inside of me…

Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply!

[J.D.]
Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops.

[MCCORD]
Whoa! Is it murder?

[MILNER]
No, look. Here's a suicide note.

[VERONICA, HEATHER, COPS]
“They couldn't see past my rockstar mystique
They wouldn't dare look in my eyes
But just underneath was a terrified girl
Who clings to her pillow and cries!
My looks were just like prison bars;

[VERONICA, COPS]
They've left me a myriad of scars.”

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
“Myriad”, Nice.

[VERONICA, HEATHER, COPS]
“No one thinks a pretty girl has substance. That's the curse of popularity.”

[PRINCIPAL GOWAN]
“I am more than just a source of handjobs.”

[VERONICA, HEATHER, GOWAN, COPS]
“No one sees the me inside of me.”

[PRINCIPAL GOWAN]
Heather Chandler is not your everyday suicide.

[COACH RIPPER]
You should cancel classes.

[PRINCIPAL GOWAN]
No way, Coach
I send the kids home before lunch and the switchboard'll light up like a Christmas tree.

[MS. FLEMING]
Our children are dying!
I suggest we get everyone into the cafeteria and just talk and feel, together.

[PRINCIPAL GOWAN]
Thank you, Ms. Fleming. Call me when the shuttle lands.

[MS. FLEMING]
I'm telling you, we all misjudged Heather Chandler
This is the loveliest suicide note I've ever read.

[MS. FLEMING & HEATHER CHANDLER]
“Box up my clothing for Goodwill
And give the poor my Nordic Track
Donate my car to crippled kids
Or to those ghetto moms on crack
Give them my hats and my CDs
My pumps and my flats, my three TVs!”

[HEATHER CHANDLER, FACULTY]
“No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings;
But I weep for all I failed to be (I failed to be)
Maybe I can help the world by leaving;
Maybe that's the me inside of me.”

[PRINCIPAL GOWAN]
Aw, hell. Long weekend for everybody!

[MS. FLEMING]
Not so fast, kids. They're refueling the buses, which gives us a solid half-hour of healing
Now I have mimeographed copies of the suicide note so you can feel Heather's anguish
I'll pass the suicide note around so you can feel Heather's anguish

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
I never knew about her pain

[MS. FLEMING]
Go on!

[HIPSTER DORK]
Her life had hit a rocky patch

[MS. FLEMING]
Feel!

[YOUNG REPUBLICANETTE]
Deep down she wasn't cruel or vain..

[MS. FLEMING]
Heal!

[KIDS]
She didn't mean to be such a snatch!

[MS. FLEMING]
Veronica, you're very quiet. What's on your mind

[VERONICA]
Uh, maybe Heather realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power
And that the only way to do that was… death

[MS. FLEMING]
My God
Look what we've done
We're breaking through!
Heather would be so proud of you!

[KIDS]
And you!
And you!
And you!
And you!

[EVERYBODY]
No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you…

[GOTH GIRL]
Heather touching me…

[EVERYBODY]
But she's made us better than we were
Heather's dead, but she will live inside me, and I'll be the me inside of her…

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Holy crap! This is awesome!

[EVERYBODY]
Heather cried, our sins fell on her shoulders!

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Jesus Christ!

[EVERYBODY]
Heather died, so we could all be free!

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
I'm bigger than John Lennon!

[KIDS]
Heather's gone, but she will live forever!

[MARTHA]
She's the dove that sings outside my window!

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
She's the twin from whom
I'm separated!

[STONER GIRL]
She's the horse I never got for Christmas!

[KIDS]
Heather sees the me inside of me!

[EVERYBODY]
Heather is the me inside of me!
Inside of… me!

Lyrics for YOU'RE WELCOME – Heathers The Musical 

[Kurt]
Aw, you can't just leave…

[Ram]
Not when you're dressed like that…

[Veronica]
Dressed like what? this is what I always wear

[Kurt]
Yeah and it's torture!

[Ram]
How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?

[Veronica]
Dear diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far…
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction
I'm the cheese

[Kurt]
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he's dribbling drool

[Ram]
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you've gotten hotter like every day

[Kurt]
Ow!

[Ram]
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

[Kurt]
There is no lie, that dog won't try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause

[Ram & Kurt]
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty

[Kurt]
You were nothing and nobody…

[Ram]
…but now you're good enough to

[Kurt/Ram]
Get with me! huh!

You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, you've won a football star!

You're welcome

[Ram]
Baby, what's that smell?

[Kurt]
That's the smell of me lovin' you well

[Both]
You're welcome!

[Veronica]
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair

[Ram]
Come back girl, now don't play hurt
If you don't want me starin', why you wearin' that skirt?

[Kurt]
We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed
It's all your fault that we're inflamed!

[Kurt/Ram]
Cause once, you were grody and grotty

[Ram]
Now you've got a body like a maserati!

[Kurt/Ram]
Stroke my fur, make me purr..

[Kurt]
Hey! you wanted to be

[Kurt/Ram]
Popular!

[Kurt]
Hit me!

[Ram]
Huh!

[Both]
You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, come get your football star

You're welcome

[Ram]
You've joined the pros!

[Kurt]
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay “squoze”

[Ram]
You're welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee

[Kurt]
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!

[Veronica]
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?

[Ram]
I'll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief

[Kurt]
Call me wendy cause you never wonder

[Kurt/Ram]
‘Where's the beef?'

[Veronica]
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg

[Kurt]
Ah! I fell in a mud-puddle!

[Ram]
Gross! what'd you do that for?

That's not so nice!

[Veronica]
Nicer than calling the cops. you're welcome

[Ram]
Damn, I think I'm stuck!

You're welcome

[Veronica]
This states got me real sunk

You're welcome

Hey girl, it's no big thing, come try a little mud wrestling!

You're welcome, come and jump right in!

You're welcome, rub it on your skin!

You're welcome, baby what's that smell?

[Veronica]
Manure?

[Kurt]
No, it's the smell of me loving you well!

[Veronica]
Swell

[Ram]
No, I be loving you well

[Veronica]
See you in hell!

[Kurt]
No, I be loving you well

[Ram]
No, I be..

[Kurt]
I be..

Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well!

[Kurt/Ram/Veronica]
You're welcome!

You're welcome!

You're welcome!

Lyrics for NEVER SHUT UP AGAIN – Heathers The Musical  

[Heather Duke]
No, veronica! you shut up!

[Heather McNamara]
Hey! that's heather's scrunchie!

[Heather Duke]
Ha ha ha ha ha! not anymore

Heather choked
Bought the farm
She could not hack it
Now we need a strong arm
To run this racket

Heather's out
Who will rise?
Gotta fill that vacuum
It's my turn
It's my prize
I spit lightning
Crack, boom!

I bit my tongue so long
I learned to count to ten
My silence made me strong
I did my time and then
A house dropped on her head
The witch is dead! ding dong!
Move bitch, this my song!

I will never shut up again
I will never shut up again
Brand new day watching dreams come true
Well for me, not you
Cause I'll never shut up again

Girls like me don't climb high
Can't crack that ceiling
But now I scrape the sky
It's you who's kneeling
Heather's pet, you're old news
Look at you, you're busted
You think you'll fill her shoes
Too late I just did

Now I don't mean to brag
Once I was one of you
But now I am the flag
You pledge allegiance to
I am the dream you chase
I'm your amazing grace
Yo, party's at my place!

I will never shut up again
I will never shut up again
Brand new day
Now we're finally free
Free to worship me
‘Cause I'll never shut up…

Shut up!
Don't judge me
Little miss innocence
Your hands ain't clean
I've seen your fingerprints
You act so uptight
So virgin white
But I heard from the boys
What you were up to last night

[Kurt]
Veronica's my wet dream

[Ram]
Veronica likes to scream

[Kurt]
Veronica took one for the team

[Ram]
She took two for the team

[Kurt & Ram]
That girl was on her back
That girl was big fun, big fun
We smoked her crack
That crack was big fun
And that's when things went south
We had a swordfight in her mouth

Dang diggity dang-a-dang
Freak!
Dang diggity dang-a-dang
Slut!
Dang diggity dang-a-dang
Swordfight in her mouth!

[Heather Duke]
I will never shut up again
I will never shut up again
I'm on fire and you're my fuel
You should find a new school
‘Cause I'll never shut up again
All hail the queen
I wear the red
The scrunchie's on my head
You can't run
You can't hide
I am a crimson tide
Better mind what you do
Big sister's watching you
Can I get an amen?
‘Cause I will never shut up again
Hah!

Lyrics for OUR LOVE IS GOD – Heathers The Musical 

[J.D.]
They made you cry
But that will end tonight
You are the only thing that's right
About this broken world
Go on and cry
But when the morning comes
We'll burn it down and then
We'll build the world again…
Our love is God

[VERONICA]
Are you okay?

[J.D.]
I was alone
I was a frozen lake
But then you melted me awake
See, now I'm crying too
You're not alone

[VERONICA]
You're not alone

[J.D.]
And when the morning comes

[VERONICA]
When the morning comes

[J.D.]
We'll burn away that tear, and raise our city here…

[VERONICA]
Raise our city here…

[J.D. & VERONICA]
Our love is God

[KURT]
Yeah-lo?

[VERONICA]
Hi, Kurt, it's Veronica… how did you know it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?

[KURT]
Wowuhh… lucky guess?

[VERONICA]
Well, if you want it to come true, meet me at the cemetery, at dawn

[KURT]
Free pussy!

[RAM]
And we don't even have to buy it a pizza!

[KURT]
Punch it in! Whaat?! Hahaha!

[J.D.]
We can start and finish wars

[J.D. & VERONICA]
We're what killed the dinosaurs
We're the asteroid that's overdue
The dinosaurs choked on the dust
They died because God said they must
The new world needed room
For me and you

[J.D.]
I worship you
I'd trade my life for yours
They all will disappear
We'll plant our garden here

[VERONICA]
Plant our garden here

[J.D.]
Our love is God

[VERONICA]
Our love is God

[J.D.]
Our love is God

[VERONICA]
Our love is God

[VERONICA]
Whoa. Is that real?

[J.D.]
Yeah, but we're filling it with “Ich Luge” bullets

[VERONICA]
Ich Luge…? What?

[J.D.]
My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain this powerful tranquilizer.
The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin.
We will use them to knock Kurt and Ram out just long enough to make it look like a suicide pact.
Complete with a forged suicide note

[KURT & RAM]
“Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world.”

[J.D.]
And when the morning comes
They'll both be laughing stocks

[J.D. & VERONICA]
So let's go hunt some jocks!

[KURT]
Hi… Veronica

[RAM]
So do we just whip it out or what?

[VERONICA]
uh… Take it slow, Ram. Strip for me

[RAM]
OK

[KURT]
Okaaay…What about you?

[VERONICA]
Oh, well, I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport

[KURT]
Yeah, we can do that

[VERONICA]
Count of three

[VERONICA, KURT & RAM]
One… two…

[J.D.]
Three

[KURT]
Holy crap!

[J.D.]
Stay there! I’ll get him
Kurt! Kurt!

[KURT]
You killed my best friend!

[VERONICA]
Ram?

[KURT]
Why are you chasing me?

[VERONICA]
Ram? You're just unconscious, right? Ram?

[RAM]
I was just kidding about the Bo Diddley thing!

[VERONICA]
Ram!

[J.D.]
Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence!

[KURT]
I don't understand!

[J.D.]
We can start and finish wars
We're what killed the dinosaurs
We're the asteroid that's overdue

[KURT]
Stop being a dick!

[J.D.]
The dinosaurs will turn to dust

[KURT]
What does that mean?!

[J.D.]
They'll die because we say they must

[VERONICA]
What the fuck have you done?!

[J.D.]
…I worship you
I'd trade my life for yours
We'll make them disappear
We'll plant our garden here
Our love is God
Our love is God
Our love is God

[VERONICA]
Our love is God…

[J.D.]
Our love is God…

[VERONICA]
Our love is God…

[J.D.]
Our love is God…!

Lyrics for MY DEAD GAY SON – Heathers The Musical 

[RAM'S DAD]
You wait just a minute, Paul! It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in!

They were not dirty!
They were not wrong!
They were two lonely verses
In the Lord's great song!

[KURT'S DAD]
Our boys were pansies, Bill!

[RAM'S DAD]
Yes!
My boy's a homosexual
And that don't scare me none…
I want the world to know…
I love my dead gay son!

I've been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines. And it's time we opened our eyes!

Well, the good Lord made the universe
The Lord created man
And I believe it's all a part of his gigantic plan
I know God has a reason
For each mountain and each flower
And why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!
They were not dirty..
They were not fruits!
They were just two stray laces in the Lord's big boots
Well, I never cared for homos much until I reared me one

[RAM'S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…

[RAM'S DAD]
I love my dead gay son!

[CONGREGATION]
He loves his son
He loves his son
His dead gay son!

[RAM'S DAD]
Now, I say my boy's in heaven!
And he's tanning by the pool
The cherubim walk with him and him, and Jesus says it's cool!
They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin'..
Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite Village Person!
They were not dirty..

[CONGREGATION]
No, no!

[RAM'S DAD]
They just had flair!

[CONGREGATION]
Whoa!

[RAM'S DAD]
They were two bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair
Well, I used to see a homo and go reachin' for my gun

[RAM'S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…

[RAM'S DAD]
And furthermore!
These boys were brave as hell!
These boys, they knew damn well!
Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants!
Paul, I can't believe that you
Still refuse to get a clue
After all that we been through..

I'm talkin' you and me!
In the summer of '83!

[KURT'S DAD]
That was one hell of a fishing trip

[CONGREGATION]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty..
Whoa!
And not perverse..
No, no!
They were just two stray rhinestones
On the Lord's big purse!

[BOTH DADS]
Our job is now continuing the work that they begun!

[CONGREGATION]
‘Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dead..

[RAM'S DAD]
They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!

[KURT'S DAD]
They grab a mate…

[RAM'S DAD]
And roller skate..

[BOTH DADS]
While Judy Garland sings!

[RAM'S DAD]
They live a playful afterlife that's fancy-free and reckless!

[KURT'S DAD]
They swing upon the pearly gates..

[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
And wear a pearly necklace!

[CONGREGATION]
Whoo!

[BOTH DADS]
They were not dirty!

[CONGREGATION]
No!

[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
They were good men!
And now they're happy bear cubs in the Lord's big den!

[BOTH DADS]
Go forth and love each other now
Like our boys would have done

[ALL]
We'll teach the world to love…

[BOTH DADS]
I love my dead gay son!
My son! My son!

[CONGREGATION]
Not half bad, your dead gay son!
Wish I had your dead gay son!
Thank you, dad, for your…

[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
Dead! Gay! Son!

Lyrics for SEVENTEEN – Heathers The Musical 

[VERONICA]
Fine!
We're “damaged”
Really “damaged”
But that does not make us “wise”
We're not “special”, we're not “different”
We don't choose who lives or dies
Let's be normal, see bad movies
Sneak a beer and watch TV
We'll bake brownies or go bowling
Don't you want a life with me?
Can't we be seventeen?
That's all I want to do
If you could let me in
I could be good with you
People hurt us

[J.D.]
Or they vanish

[VERONICA]
And you're right, it really blows
But we let go..

[J.D.]
Take a deep breath

[VERONICA]
Then go buy some summer clothes
We'll go camping..

[J.D.]
Play some poker

[VERONICA]
And we'll eat some chili fries
Maybe prom night

[J.D.]
Maybe dancing

[VERONICA]
Don't stop looking in my eyes

[J.D.]
Your eyes

[BOTH]
Can't we be seventeen
Is that so hard to do?
If you could let me in
I could be good with you
Let us be seventeen
If we've still got the right

[VERONICA]
So what's it gonna be?
I wanna be with you

[J.D.]
I wanna be with you

[VERONICA]
Wanna be with you

[BOTH]
Tonight

[VERONICA]
Yeah we're damaged

[J.D.]
Badly damaged

[BOTH]
But your love's too good to lose

[VERONICA]
Hold me tighter

[J.D.]
Even closer

[VERONICA]
I'll stay if I'm what you choose

[J.D.]
Can we be seventeen?

[VERONICA]
If I am what you choose

[J.D.]
If we've still got the right

[VERONICA]
‘Cause you're the one I choose

[J.D.]
You're the one I choose

[BOTH]
You're the one I choose

Lyrics for SHINE A LIGHT – Heathers The Musical 

[MS. FLEMING]
Deep inside of everyone
There's a hot ball of shame
Guilt, regret, anxiety
Fears we dare not name
But, if we show the ugly parts
That we hide away
They turn out to be beautiful
By the light of day!

Why not…

[COMPANY]
Shine, shine, shine a light!

[MS. FLEMING]
On your deepest fears!

[COMPANY]
Let in sunlight now

[MS. FLEMING]
And your pain will disappear!

[COMPANY]
Shine, shine, shine

[MS. FLEMING]
And your scars and your flaws

[COMPANY]
Will look lovely because you shine!

[MS. FLEMING]
You shine a light

[COMPANY]
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light

[STONER CHICK]
Everyday's a battlefield
When pride's on the line

[PREPPY]
I attack your weaknesses

[STONER CHICK & MS. FLEMING]
And pray you don't see mine

[BITTER GEEK]
But if I share my ugly parts

[BITTER GEEK, GOTH GIRL & MS. FLEMING]
And you show me yours

[BITTER GEEK & GOTH GIRL]
Our love can knock our walls down

[BITTER GEEK, GOTH GIRL, STONER CHICK, PREPPY & MS. FLEMING]
And unlock all our..

[BITTER GEEK, GOTH GIRL, STONER CHICK & PREPPY]
Doors!

[MS. FLEMING]
Go on..

[MS. FLEMING & COMPANY]
Shine, shine, shine a light

[MS. FLEMING]
On your deepest fears!

[COMPANY]
Let in sunlight now

[MS. FLEMING]
And your pain will..

[MS. FLEMING & COMPANY]
Disappear!

[MS. FLEMING]
Who wants to share what's in their heart?
No volunteers? Fine, I'll start
My name's Pauline
I live alone
My husband left
My kids are grown
In the 60s love was free
That did not work out well for me
The revolution came and went
Tried to change the world
Barely made a dent
I have struggled with despair
I've joined a cult
Chopped off my hair
I chant, I prayed, but god's not there
So Steve! I'm ending our affair!
And I faked it, every single time
Woo, that feels fan-freaking-tastic
1, 2, take me home kids!

[COMPANY]
Shine, shine, shine a light

[MS. FLEMING]
On your deepest fears!

[COMPANY]
Let in sunlight now

[MS. FLEMING]
And your pain will disappear!

[COMPANY]
Shine, shine, shine

[MS. FLEMING]
And your scars and your flaws

[MS. FLEMING & Company]
Will look lovely because you shine!

[MS. FLEMING]
You shine, you shine a liiiiiiiiiiiight

[COMPANY]
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light

[MS. FLEMING]
Yeah!

[MS. FLEMING & COMPANY]
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine a light! YEAH!

Lyrics for LIFEBOAT – Heathers The Musical 

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
I float in a boat
In a raging black ocean
Low in the water
And nowhere to go
The tiniest lifeboat
With people I know

Cold, clammy, and crowded
The people smell desperate
We'll sink any minute
So someone must go
The tiniest lifeboat
With people I know

Everyone's pushing
Everyone's fighting
Storms are approaching
There's nowhere to hide
If I say the wrong thing
Or I wear the wrong outfit
They'll throw me right over the side

I'm hugging my knees
And the captain is pointing
Well, who made her captain?
Still, the weakest must go
The tiniest lifeboat
Full of people I know
The tiniest lifeboat
Full of people I know

Lyrics for SHINE A LIGHT (Reprise) – Heathers The Musical  

HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Stupid child proof caps!

[HEATHER DUKE]
Aww look, Heather's going to

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY]
Whine, whine, whine all night!

[HEATHER DUKE]
You don't deserve to live!

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY]
Why not kill yourself!

[HEATHER DUKE]
Here have a sedative

[HEATHER & COMPANY]
Whine, whine, whine!

[HEATHER DUKE]
Like there's no Santa Claus (boo-hoo)

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY]
You're pathetic because you whine!

[HEATHER DUKE]
You whine all night!

[HEATHER DUKE]
(Whine) Your ass is off the team
(Whine) Go on and bitch and moan
(Whine) You don't deserve to dream
(Whine) You're gonna die alone

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY]
Die alone!
Die alone!
Die alone!
DIE ALONE!

Lyrics for I SAY NO – Heathers The Musical 

[Veronica]
Oh, Martha was right about you!

[J.D.]
Now let's have a real conversation

[Veronica]
Martha was right and i broke her heart!

[J.D.]
Let's talk about Heather Duke

[Veronica]
No! Let's talk about you!

You are a drug
You are a poison pill
I've got to kick this habit now
Or else I never will
I love the rush
When you would hold me close
But you will not be satisfied
Until my overdose

This is it
Hit the brake
I am finally awake
Let me be
Let me go
You need help
I can't provide
I am not qualified
This troubled teen is getting clean
I say no

[J.D.]
Veronica, who else is gonna be…

[Veronica]
No, no, no, no!

Don't say a word
You speak and I cave in
You'll twist the truth again
And drill deep down beneath my skin
You said you'd change
And I believed in you
But you're still using me to justify the harm you do

[J.D.]
Come on!

[Veronica]
This is it
Hit the brake
Call it all my mistake
Long as you let me go
You need help
I can't provide
I'm not Bonnie
You're not Clyde
It's not too late
I'm getting straight
I say no

Blame your childhood, blame your dad
Blame the life you never had
But hurting people? That's your choice, my friend
'cause I believe that love will win
And hate will earn you nothing in the end
This is the end

[J.D.]
But I love you!

[Veronica]
Dude..

This is it
I won't cry
Starting now, I will try
To pay back
All the karma I owe
Start again
Somewhere new
Far from cool guys like you
So goodbye
‘Cause now I
I say no

Just in time
I say no
Somehow I'm saying no
Just say no
I say no
No!

Lyrics for KINDERGARTEN BOYFRIEND – Heathers The Musical 

[MARTHA]
There was a boy I met in kindergarten
He was sweet, he said that I was smart
He was good at sports and people liked him
And at nap time once we shared a mat
I didn't sleep I sat and watched him breathing
Watched him dream for nearly half an hour
Ooh ooh ooh…
Then he woke up

He pulled a scab off one time playing kick ball
Kissed me quick then pressed it in my hand
I took that scab and put it in a locket
All year long I wore it near my heart
He didn't care if I was thin or pretty
And he was mine until we hit first grade
Ooh ooh ooh…
Then he woke up

Last night I dreamed a horse with wings
Flew down into my homeroom
On its back there he sat
And he held out his arms
So we sailed above the gym
Across the faculty parking lot
My kindergarten boyfriend and I
And a horse with wings

Now we're all grown up and we know better
Now we recognize the way things are
Certain boys are just for kindergarten
Certain girls are meant to be alone
But I believe that any dream worth having
Is a dream that should not have to end
So I'll build a dream that I can live in
And this time I'm never waking up

And we'll soar above the trees
Over cars and croquet lawns
Past the church and the lake
And the tri-county mall
We will fly through the dawn
To a new kindergarten
Where nap time is centuries long
Ooh ooh ooh…

Lyrics for YO GIRL – Heathers The Musical 

[HEATHER DUKE]
Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note

[VERONICA]
Oh my God. Is she dead..?

[HEATHER DUKE]
Just some broken bones
Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT]
Yo..
Girl..
Keep it together
I..
Knew..
You would come far
Now..
You're..
Truly a Heather
Smell..
How..
Gangsta you are

[VERONICA]
Martha, I'm so sorry

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT]
Yo..
Girl..
Feel a bit punchy?
She's..
Not..
Looking so well
Still..
You've..
Earned that red scrunchie
Come..
Join..
Heather in hell

[VERONICA'S DAD]
Where have you been?

[VERONICA'S MOM]
We've been worried sick! Your friend JD stopped by. He told us everything

[VERONICA]
…'Everything'?

[VERONICA'S DAD]
Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?

[VERONICA'S MOM]
He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
He's got your handwriting down cold

[VERONICA'S MOM]
Please, honey. Talk to us!

[VERONICA]
No, you wouldn't understand!

[VERONICA'S MOM]
Try me! I've experienced everything you're going through right now

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM & KURT]
Guess who's right down the block?

[VERONICA'S MOM]
Your problems seem like life and death..

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT]
Guess who's climbing the stairs?

[VERONICA'S MOM]
I promise, they're not

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT]
Guess who's picking your lock?

[VERONICA]
You don't know what my world looks like!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT]
Time's up! Go say your prayers!

Veronica's running on, running on fumes now
Veronica's totally fried
Veronica's gotta be trippin' on ‘schrooms now
Thinking that she can hide
Veronica's done for, there's no doubt now
Notify next of kin!
Veronica's trying to keep him out now
TOO LATE!
He got in!

[J.D.]
Knock! Knock! Sorry for coming in through the window
Dreadful etiquette, I know!

[VERONICA]
Get out of my house!

Lyrics for MEANT TO BE YOURS – Heathers The Musical 

[J.D.]
All is forgiven baby! Come on, get dressed. You're my date to the pep rally tonight!

You chucked me out like I was trash
For that you should be dead..
But!
But!
But!
Then it hit me like a flash
What if high school went away instead?
Those assholes are the key!
They're keeping you away from me!
They made you blind, messed up your mind
But I can set you free!

You left me and I fell apart
I punched the wall and cried..
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Then I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside!
And so I built a bomb
Tonight our school is Vietnam!
Let's guarantee they'll never see their senior prom!

I was meant to be yours!
We were meant to be one!
Don't give up on me now!
Finish what we've begun!
I was meant to be yours!

So when the high school gym goes BOOM with everyone inside..
Pkhw!
Pkhw!
Pkhw!
In the rubble of their tomb
We'll plant this note explaining why they died!

[J.D. & STUDENTS]
We, the students of Westerburg High
Will die
Our burnt bodies may finally get through
To you
Your society churns out slaves and blanks
No thanks
Signed the Students of Westerburg High
‘Goodbye.'

[J.D.]
We'll watch the smoke pour out the doors
Bring marshmallows
We'll make s'mores!
We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!

[J.D. & STUDENTS]
I was meant to be yours!
We were meant to be one!
I can't take it alone!
Finish what we've begun!
YOU WERE MEANT TO BE MINE!
I AM ALL THAT YOU NEED!
YOU CARVED OPEN MY HEART!
CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME TO BLEED!

Veronica, open the- open the door, please
Veronica, open the door
Veronica, can we not fight anymore, please
Can we not fight anymore
Veronica, sure, you're scared
I've been there. I can set you free!
Veronica, don't make me come in there!
I'm gonna count to three!
One!
Two! Fuck it!

[J.D.]
Oh my God… No! Veronica!
Please don't leave me alone
You were all I could trust
I can't do this alone

[JD & STUDENTS]
STILL I WILL IF I MUST!…

[VERONICA'S MOM]
Veronica!
I brought you a snack!
Veronica?
Aaaghhh!

Lyrics for I AM DAMAGED – Heathers The Musical 

[J.D.]
I am damaged, far too damaged
But you're not beyond repair
Stick around here
Make things better
‘Cause you beat me fair and square

Please stand back now
‘Little further
Don't know what this thing will do
Hope you'll miss me
Wish you'd kiss me
Then you'd know I worship you
I'll trade my life for yours

[VERONICA]
Oh my God..

[J.D.]
And once I disappear

[VERONICA]
Wait, hold on..

[J.D.]
Clean up the mess down here

[VERONICA]
Not this way!

[J.D.]
Our love is God
Our love is God
Our love is God
Our love is God

[VERONICA]
Say Hi to God

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Where have you been? People were saying you killed yourself!

[HEATHER DUKE]
You look like hell

[VERONICA]
I just got back

[HEATHER DUKE]
Hey! What are you doing?!

Lyrics for SEVENTEEN (Reprise) – Heathers The Musical 

[VERONICA]
Listen up folks
War is over
Brand new sheriff's come to town
We are done with acting evil
We will lay our weapons down
We're all damaged, we're all frightened
We're all freaks but that's alright
We'll endure it, we'll survive it
Martha, are you free tonight?

[MARTHA]
What?

[VERONICA]
Um, my date for the pep rally kind of blew-…me off.
So, I was wondering, if you weren't doing anything tonight, maybe we could pop some Jiffy Pop and rent a video, something with a happy ending

[MARTHA]
Are there any happy endings?

[VERONICA]
I can't promise no more Heathers
High school may not ever end
Still, I miss you, I'd be honored
If you'd let me be your friend

[MARTHA]
My friend

[VERONICA AND MARTHA]
We can be seventeen
We can learn how to chill
If no one loves me now
Someday somebody will
We can be seventeen
Still time to make things right
One day we'll change the world

[WOMEN]
But let's kick back tonight
Let's go be seventeen
Take off our clothes and dance
Act like we're all still kids
Cause this could be our final chance!
Always be seventeen
Celebrate you and I
Maybe we won't grow old

[MEN]
And you know
You know
You know…
We can be beautiful
You know
You know
You know…
Cause this could be our final…
You know
You know
You know…
We can be beautiful
You know
You know
You know…

[ALL]
And maybe then we'll never die
We'll make it beautiful
We'll make it beautiful
Beautiful…